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Political Sniping

Michelle Obama Declares War On Marriage: The First Lady wannabe comes out of the closet and puts the Gay/Lesbian/Bisexual/Transgendered agenda at the top of her list. She declares her opposition to traditional marriage in her keynote address to kick off a week of gay "pride." Funny how the media bypassed this story. Read about it.

Liberal Media To America: YOU ARE FOOLS AND WE CONTROL YOU! Remember Obama in Berlin? Hundreds of thousands of frenzied Germans showing up to see the annointed one? Here's what the media purposely left out about that little shindig: Obama's speech followed free concerts with a popular reggae artist and rock band plus free beer and bratwurst! Free beer in Germany is like free rice in North Korea...half the country will show up. We all know d*&m well that if it was the Republican, the headlines would read, "McCain Crashes German Festival: Desperate Old Man Can't Get A Crowd." If Obama gets elected, chalk it up to a nation of fools following a corrupt media establishment.

The Religious Left: There is a powerful voice in American politics that has raised its ugly head lately -- the "religious left." (read about it)

McCain's Easy Win (If He Wants It): The summer is handing McCain an easy victory in the fall, if he's savvy enough to seize the opportunity. Energy prices are killing us. Environmentalists and Democrats are mostly to blame. McCain must push energy expansion--more drilling, new nuclear plants, additional refineries, and so on--while paying lip service to solar, wind and other "new" technologies. He should encourage conservation without legislating it. Dems will go nuts and oppose him. Voters will choose more energy over less freedom and less money every time.

The Messiah vs. Methuselah: Obama declared himself the Dem nominee by claiming that he would cause the oceans to subside and the planet to heal. Meanwhile, the GOP nominee ate a grapefruit for breakfast and dressed himself. So the choice is clear this fall: a man older than God or the son of God. Personally, I already have a messiah, so I'll take the old guy.

McCain vs. Congress: Obama is running against George Bush. He campaigned for "change." But since Bush is not running again and, therefore, change is inevitable, he has no platform unless he convinces you that John McCain is GWB3. He figures Bush's approval ratings are so low, he can beat McCain if we think they are the same (though they are vastly different.) So what's McCain to do? Run against the one entity with an approval rating lower than Bush: Congress.

Save The Planet, Get Rid Of Fat People: Scientists have weighed in on another factor killing the planet: fat people. Democrats want you to pay for the healthcare of the obese, but claim they have to save the planet. So will they force people to slim up or will they decide to "go green," exclude them from coverage and let them die? This could be a BIG campaign issue. It's a heavy topic. Huge impact.

Barry's Hot Air
Obama claims that putting air in your tires equates to offshore drilling. But you can do more to save gas.

Red Means Pause, Yellow Means Go
Stop wasting gas idling. If it's clear, just go!

Get McFly
You saw Back To The Future. All you need is a skateboard and a passing vehicle to get anywhere.

Draft
Racecar drivers know that if you tailgate, you'll go faster. So get nice and close to save the world.

Hitchhike
Use that green thumb. I'm sure some nice person will pick you up.

Get A Blow-Up Doll
Inflatable Annie will enable you to ride in the HOV lane and use less dinosaur goop.

Drive Naked
Less weight means less gas, so shed those unneccesary pounds.

Walk
Americans are too fat anyway, so sell that cumbersome car and hoof it. If Obama is elected, the rest of us may be joining you soon, too.

How To Go Green, Hillary's Next Job and more in the MY7 archives.

The Cult of Global Warming
Seven signs of a cult. And yes, Al Gore is seven-for-seven.

Why Does Christian TV Suck?
Coming soon... the Christian television revolution!

Oh, ORUniversity!
Scandal at my alma mater. But things will be just fine!

The Mist Almost Missed
The movie takes a story based on hope and viscerates the ending.

Blindsided by Racism
A Fort Worth man was hit with a crowbar for his perceived racism. But the story has one problem...

My Conversation with Don Cheadle
The actor surprised me with his answer to my question in TIME Magazine.

Why America Doesn't Trust New Orleans
Captain Nagin cries "racism" while his ship goes down. But it has nothing to do with color and everything to do with corruption.

Plan B in the Middle East
Get out and let them kill each other: A legitimate strategy?

Christianity's Taliban
Rosie had it partly right -- non-Muslim zealots are dangerous, too. But at Westboro Baptist Church, these people are not Christians. They're just plain crazy.

God Trends
With a little help from Google, we discover who's looking for Jesus, demons and Christian singles.

Demons Caught On Tape
Manmade hoax or hellish manifestation? You listen and decide.

Punks, Dykes, Fags and Al Gore
The former VP reveals his current plan to use "hypnotic trance" to bring you sex, drugs and rock-n-roll.

"Something Very Unusual Happened"
The whole "missing link" thing remains a problem, but the most brilliant evolutionists may have found the secret: monkey love!

ABC: Against Basic Christianity
On a network bereft of morality, the one program promoting traditional values gets slapped with a disclaimer.

Your Pastor In A Pub?
Evangelicals like to quote C.S. Lewis, but how many would approve of his behavior?

"Family Tier" Doomed For Failure
Time Warner was the first to announce their "family tier" in a step toward a-la-carte television. Do they know that it will fail, or are they just clueless?

"Bush Lied" and Other Lies
I've been watching CNN and I can't decide who's worse: George W. Bush or Saddam Hussein.

A Politically Correct Thanksgiving
Holiday satire in the spirit of "separation of church and state." 

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